Men Are Just Simpler and Happier People (?)

My best friend Pam forwarded to me this email outlining the difference between men and women... hmmm, there are some things here that hits the point right on target, some are debatable depending on the gender of the person reading it, but mostly, they are just downright funny and worth sharing so you can have a good laugh over it.

Men Are Just Simpler and Happier People


NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

DRESSING UP

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY FROM ALL THESE

A married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


Any violent reactions?

2 comments:

Cathy said...

None, I love the Natural part. It is so true. With my curly hair in the morning, my husband wakes up to wicked witch from the east, lol!

Channelofhealing said...

Very funny!!! nice post true too

Godbless

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