Laugh Out Loud!

Everybody knows that laughter is the best medicine. Recent studies show that we need at least 12 laughs a day to stay healthy (hmm... I wonder how laughter can be quantified... hihi!). Anyways, the point is we all need to just break loose and laugh our hearts out as often as we can, it's a great therapy for a weary soul and body. When was the last you had a hard-rocking, serious "LOL"?

Maybe these hilarious quotes can tickle your funny bone today...
(taken from "Laughter Is An Instant Vacation" by Simple Truths).

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. -Will Kommen

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -Calvin Trillin

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. -Dean Martin

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. -Rita Rudner

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. -Wendy Liebman

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again. -Joan Rivers

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -Henny Youngman

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. -Bob Thaves

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. -Ben Franklin

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays. -Joey Bishop

Did you meet your day's quota after reading these? If not, I hope I was able to at least brighten your day somehow. Cheers! =)


Poutalicious said...

I like the Joey Bishop one about touching up the x-ray.

Titania said...

Mariz thanks for making me and my vegetable gardener laugh he sits opposite me on his computer and I read some of them to him!

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